Authors Having Fun.

Elli: "Hi my name is Elli as you can see. I am here to talk to you about authors, yes that's right, correct, left? wait....why am I saying these things? I'm reading from a index card? what index card says, say what?"

Merry: "Hi I am Merry, if you're wondering what Elli was doing? well she was reading from an index card like I am. Wait I'm reading from an index card too........Um...*looks nervous*"

Elli: "Hey Merry what are you doing?"

Merry: "I'm talking to you while reading an index card, that the author wrote I mean typed for us to read off of so we could talk? Author who wrote what, say what?"

Elli: "Who's the author anyway? *looks up*"

Merry: *looks up also and makes weird face expression*

Elli: "What did you do that for Merry?" *still looking up*

Merry: "I have no idea it just came on all of a sudden *reading card* HEY! who put that reading card thing on this?"

Elli: "I don't know. Maybe" *Elli runs around in circles while singing 'Marry Has A Little Lamb'*

Merry: "Wow, I didn't know that could happen." *Merry starts to flap her arms and fly* *looks at both arms* "How do you stop this? Elli? I need help! Wait what am I saying who knew this could happen either?"

Elli: "Who's fleece was white as snow, Um......why am I singing?" *stops spinning and looks up at Merry* "I'm coming Merry," *Elli spins (yet again) and turns into super Elli. Looks down at legs,* "Sweet! I get to where tights!"

Merry: "aghghghghghghghghgh!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was unexpected"

Elli: "I'm coming" *Elli flies up into the air and gets a hold on Merry and brings her back down safely* "That was fun, hey why is my mouth moving when I'm not doing anything?"

Merry: "I don't know, hey I'm doing it to ahghghghg, I didn't plan that , aghghghghg! or that. Okay will you just stop it who ever you are?"

Whoever you are: "Nope, It's my job to do this." *writes with pencil* "Okay I'm not doing anything? What's going on?" *Whoever you are jumps into the air does eighteen back flips off of a dresser and lands in a pool of water* "Who put the pool here?!? and why are you in tights" *whoever you are looks at Elli.*

Elli: "I'm not sure, I was wondering the same thing?"

Merry: "Me too, and why do I have a hair brush in my hair?" *looks up and tries to see it and falls over backwards, onto a trampoline.*

Elli: "Cool, I want to do that." *Elli does the same thing*

Whoever you are: "Neat!" *whoever you are screamed!*

Elli/Merry: "We want to stop now, can we please, please please?!?!?"

*misc. person walks in through a door. literally*

Misc.: "Nah I haven't decided that yet......"*Misc. realizes something.* "If I'm not doing anything then what am I doing here? Omgosh! what are you doing?" *Misc. looks at Elli and Merry, who are now off the trampoline and walking on a tight rope* "Help! author you have to help them help! wait is this an index card?" *Misc. said while reading index card*

Whoever you are: "Okay I am tired of this anyone who's tired yell!"

*Misc. Merry and Elli look at Whoever you are very weirdly, and then raise their hands.*

Merry: "I thought this was going to be simple and not hard." *Merry starts to cry.*

Elli: "I want this to stop!!!!! now!" *Elli runs over Misc. with a speed boat*

Misc.: *pops back up off the ground and hit whoever you are with a rubber duck*

Whoever you are: *laughs* "Wait why am I laughing?"

Misc.: "Why is he laughing? wait again who's doing what with the index card?" *Misc, reads index card. Misc. is then upside down, in the middle of the air.*

Elli: "wait I don't want to do this I really don't" *Elli screamed as for she was about to jump off a high dive board and suddenly skidded to a halt at the end of the board. Waving arms frantically to keep balance.*

Merry: "I really want this to stop." *she takes a pot and pan out of her pocket and looks down* "How did those get there? oh well." * suddenly she chases Elli off the end of the diving board.*

Elli:*jumps off the diving board and does three loop 'd loops, does two front flips, one and a half back flips, and ends up doing a perfect dive right into jello*

Whoever you are/ Misc.: *hold up cards that have the number ten on them*

Merry: *is on a horse riding backwards while hitting herself with a hammer in the head* "This really *bonk* doesn't really *bonk* hurt *bonk* much. why am I *bonk* on a horse *bonk, bonk* Hey! look a kitty *looks sideways* *bonk on the side of the head* Ouch that *bonk* hurt. *looks forwards and hit herself in the head* *bonk*"

Elli: *Eats her way out of the jello, pool and slips on the side and hits her head and is now pinned down* "I've had it author please, just please make us stop,"

*author stops everything*

Latter that day Merry and Elli were laying in the grass on a hill.

Elli: Hey Merry?"

Merry: "Hey what?"

Elli: "Who do you think the author was that made us do weird stuff today?"

Merry: "I'm not sure *reading from an index card.* Okay, great not again!*

Elli: "You're reading from an index card? *she said while reading an index card* NO!"

thank you for reading my little adventure, hoped you liked it.
I did this to have fun but along the way my brothers started
to make more stuff so this goes to them for having more
imagination than me.